The Cuckoo Club is located at Swallow St, Mayfair, London W1B 4EZ, UK

Nights Open

10:30 pm – 3:30 am on Wed – Sat

How do I get bottle service at The Cuckoo Club?

Getting bottle service at The Cuckoo Club is simple and easy, all you have to do is either book online through our website, or reserve a table using our free mobile app.

How does bottle service (table service) work?

The way that bottles service works at The Cuckoo Club is that you have to commit to a minimum spend for the night in order to reserve a private table. It’s a simple way to guarantee entree, and it is a great set up to have an amazing night. It it is in your budget, we highly recommend going with bottle service.

The Cuckoo Club table cost by section:

The Cuckoo Club offers 3 or 4 table options on most nights:

Table Location Table Minimum
VIP Table (4 guests) £1,000
VIP Table Large (8 guests) £1,500
Prime VIP Table (12 guests) £2,000
Prime VIP Table Large (15 guests) £3,000

(The Cuckoo Club Table price list above is subject to change based on day of the week and event. You can view accurate pricing through our website)

What is included with my The Cuckoo Club bottle service reservation?

  • Guaranteed entry
  • Cover charge is waived
  • Luxury private table
  • 1 or more bottles to go with your purchase
  • VIP service
  • Free mixers (cranberry juice, lime juice, ect.)
  • Your own personal waitress to mix drinks

Which is the best table at The Cuckoo Club?

The tables on the stage or near the DJ booth in the main room are usually the best available at The Cuckoo Club.

The Cuckoo Club bottle service deals

The Cuckoo Club does not offer any bottler service deals at this time.

Dress code?

Please dress upscale a fashionable to avoid any issues getting in the door. Collared shirts are preferred for men, and you should avoid athletic clothes such as tank tops, jerseys, etc.

The Cuckoo Club VIP host / promoter

Looking for a promoter or VIP host for The Cuckoo Club? We can help. Book your table at The Cuckoo Club here and someone will be in touch, or feel free to contact us at info@discotech.me.

What is Discotech?

Discotech is the only promoter you’ll ever need! Check out this video to learn more:

The Cuckoo Club Table Floor Plan

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